Archived at: http://www.alchemistmatt.com/twas/
Contains 849 versions of the classic poem, including headers from most of the posts and credits when available. The versions range from innocent and cute to vulgar and obscene, so read at your own discretion. This is now a static collection, gathered from newsgroups, Google Groups, and Deja News between 1997 and 2010.
Contents
The versions are listed in the order of the short name I use to organize them. Additionally, I list the title of poem and the year that it is first known to have appeared in print or on the internet.
| Part 1 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| AfterChanukah | Month After Chanukah | 1998 |
| AfterChristmas1 | Day After Christmas | 1994 |
| AfterChristmas2 | Night After Christmas | 1998 |
| AfterChristmas3 | Day After Christmas | 2000 |
| AfterChristmas4 | Night After Christmas (4) | 2002 |
| AFU(AltFolkloreUrban) | Alt.Folklore.Urban Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Airplane | Aviation Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Airplane2 | Aviator's Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| AirWarrior | Alt.Games.Air-Warrior Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Al2K(WeirdAlYankovic) | Night Before AL2K (Alt.Music.Weird-Al) | 1999 |
| AltAdoption | Alt.Adoption Night Before New Years | 1999 |
| AltAlien1 | Alt.Alien Night Before Christmas (1) | 2001 |
| AltAlien2 | Alt.Alien Night Before Christmas (2) | 2001 |
| AltAndy | Alt.Andy Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| AltArtsPoetryComments1 | Alt.Arts.Poetry.Comments Night Before Christmas (1) | 2001 |
| AltArtsPoetryComments2 | Alt.Arts.Poetry.Comments Night Before Christmas (1) | 2002 |
| AltBadClams1 | Alt.Bad.Clams Bivalves Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| AltBadClams2 | Alt.Bad.Clams Tide Before ClamChat | 2002 |
| AltBaldspot | Alt.Baldspot Dr. Primeau Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Part 2 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| AltCuddle1 | Alt.Cuddle Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| AltCuddle2 | Alt.Cuddle Night Before Christmas (2) | 2003 |
| AltDisneyDisneyland | Alt.Disney.Disneyland Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| AltDrugsHard | Alt.Drugs.Hard Night Before Christmas | 2004 |
| AltFanAdmiralTwin | Alt.Fan.Admiral-Twin Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| AltFanConanObrien1 | Alt.Fan.Conan-OBrien Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| AltFanConanObrien2 | Alt.Fan.Conan-OBrien Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| AltFanDaveBarry(CMOT) | Alt.Fan.Dave_Barry (CMOT) Night Before Yuletide | 2000 |
| AltFanHowardStern | Alt.Fan.Howard-Stern Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| AltFanJamesBond | Alt.Fan.James-Bond Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| AltFanKeanuReeves | Alt.Fan.Keanu-Reeves Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| AltFanLandmark | Alt.Fan.Landmark Night Patrick Posted | 1997 |
| AltFanSailorMoon | Alt.Fan.Sailor-Moon Negaverse Christmas | 1997 |
| AltFanSailorMoon2 | Alt.Fan.Sailor-Moon Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| AltFlameJesus | Alt.Flame.Jesus Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| AltGamesHalf-LifeCounterstrike | Half-Life CounterStrike Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| AltGamesLucasArtsMonkeyIsland | Alt.Games.Lucas-Arts.Monkey-Island Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Part 3 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| AltGossipRoyalty | Alt.Gossip.Royalty Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| AltGuineaPigConspiracy | Night Before the Guinea Pig Conquest | 1996 |
| AltGuitarAmps(ElvisPaisley) | Alt.Guitar.Amps Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| AltMoviesMonsters | Alt.Movies.Monsters Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| AltMusicPearlJam | Alt.Music.Pearl-Jam Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| AltMusicPink-Floyd | Alt.Music.Pink-Floyd Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| AltMusicRush | Alt.Music.Rush Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| AltNYPDBlue | Alt.TV.Nypd-Blue Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| AltPaganAnnoyingPoster | Alt.Pagan Annoying Poster | 2002 |
| AltRasap | Alt.Rasap Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| AltReligionBuddhism1 | Alt.Religion.Buddhism.Nichiren Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| AltReligionBuddhism2 | Alt.Religion.Buddhism.Nichiren Night Before Christmas (2) | 1999 |
| AltReligionBuddhism3 | Alt.Religion.Buddhism.Nichiren Night Before Christmas (3) | 2001 |
| AltReligionBuddhism4 | Alt.Religion.Buddhism.Nichiren Night Before Christmas (4) | 2002 |
| AltReligionScientology | Alt.Religion.Scientology Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| AltRomance | Alt.Romance Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| AltSlackXDay1 | Alt.Slack Night Before X-Day | 1996 |
| AltSlackXDay2 | Alt.Slack Night Before X-Day | 1996 |
| AltSmokersCigars | Alt.Smokers.Cigars Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| AltSmokersPipes | Alt.Smokers.Pipes Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Part 4 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| AltSolipsismNightBeforeCrimmas | Alt.Solipsism Night Before Crimmas | 2002 |
| AltSportLasertag1 | Loaf's "Night before Christmas" (on Alt.Sport.LaserTag) | 2002 |
| AltSportLasertag2 | Alt.Sport.LaserTag Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| AltSportsGymnastics | Alt.Sports.Gymnastics Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| AltSuicideHoliday | Alt.Suicide.Holiday Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| AltSupportArthritis | Alt.Support.Arthritis Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| AltSupportDepressionVistFromStBernard | A Visit From St. Bernard (on Alt.Support.Depression) | 2002 |
| AltSupportEatingDisorders | Alt.Support.Eating-disorder Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| AltSupportTinnitus1 | Alt.Support.Tinnitus Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| AltSupportTinnitus2 | Alt.Support.Tinnitus Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| AltSurfing1 | Alt.Surfing Night Before Christmas (1) | 2001 |
| AltSurfing2 | Alt.Surfing Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| AltTastelessJokes | Alt.Tasteless.Jokes Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| AltTheBirdCopWatch | Alt.TheBird.CopWatch Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| AltTrueCrime | Nan's Night Before Christmas (on Alt.True-Crime) | 2002 |
| AltWarVietnam | Alt.War.Vietnam Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| AntiqueArtDealer | Antique Art Appraisers Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| AOL | AOL Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| ApocalypseBeforeChristmas | Apocalypse before Christmas | 1997 |
| Part 5 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Appalachian1 | Appalachia Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| Appalachian2 | Appalachia Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| Appalachian3 | Appalachia Night Before Christmas (3) | 1998 |
| Arkansas1 | An Arkansas Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Arkansas2 | An Arkansas Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| ArtsIntFiction | Night Before Comp Games (Rec.Arts.Int-fiction) | 2003 |
| Assembly | Night Before Assembly (Some Assembly Required) | 1997 |
| Astronomy | Twas the Week Before Solstice (Astronomy) | 2002 |
| AT&T | AT&T Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| ATFRaid | Night Before by the ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Bureau) | 2000 |
| Atheist | Twas Two Days Past Solstice (Pestering proselytizers) | 2002 |
| Attorney1 | Attorney's Night Before Christmas (1) | 1960 |
| Attorney2 | Attorney's Night Before Christmas (2) | 1990's |
| Auction | Auction of Original Manuscript | 1997 |
| Auditors | Auditors Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| AusmotianMotorcycle | Aus.Motorcycles Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Aviation | Aviation Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Part 6 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| AVLV(AltVacationLasVegas) | Night Before Christmas in Alt.Vacation.Las-Vegas | 1998 |
| AWCUSA(AltWarCivilUSA) | Night Before Christmas in Alt.War.Civil.Usa | 1996 |
| BackstreetBoys | Backstreet Boys Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| BarquePictonCastle | Night Before Christmas on the Barque Picton Castle | 2001 |
| Baseball(Braves) | Atlanta Braves Curse of the Murph | 1997 |
| Baseball | Night Before Christmas in Major League Baseball | 2001 |
| Basic | Night Before Basic in Alt.Fan.Landmark | 1997 |
| Basketball(Jayhawks) | Jayhawk Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Basketball(Spurs) | Night Before Spurs NBA Finals | 1997 |
| Basketball(UNC) | Night Before UNC Basketball | 1997 |
| Basketball | Basketball Legends Night Before Christmas | 2004 |
| BC3K | BC3K Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| BeanieBabies | Beanie Babies Two Weeks Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Beatles | Beatles Magical Mystery Yule | 2006 |
| Beatnik | Beatnik Christmas | 1950's |
| Beavis | Beavis and Butthead Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Part 7 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| BelliniDay | Night Before Bellini Day | 2000 |
| Bestiality | Bestiality Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| BicycleRacing | Rec.Bicycles.Racing Night Before Christmas | 2004 |
| Bicycling1 | Cycling Night Before Christmas | 1995 |
| Bicycling2 | Bicycling Night Before Christmas | 2004 |
| Billiards1 | Billiards Night Before Christmas (1) | 2003 |
| Billiards2 | Billiards Night Before Christmas (2) | 2003 |
| Birds1 | Bird's Night before Christmas | 1998 |
| Birds2 | Bird Breeder's Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| BlessedChristmas | Blessed Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| BlueOysterCult | Blue Oyster Cult Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Bobster | Bobster's Night Before Christmas | 1950's |
| BookloversDream | Booklover's Christmas Dream | 2004 |
| Boomers | Boomers Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| BowelExplosion1 | Tuscaloosa Christmas Eve (Explosive Bowel Movements) | 2002 |
| BowelExplosion2 | Mall Food Night Before Christmas (Explosive Bowel Movements) | 2002 |
| Part 8 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Bowling1 | The Night Before The Bowler's Christmas, Part I | 1998 |
| Bowling2 | The Night Before The Bowler's Christmas, Part II | 2000 |
| Bowling3 | The Night Before The Bowler's Christmas, Part III | 2001 |
| Boxing1 | Boxing Night Before Christmas (1) | 2000 |
| Boxing2 | Boxing Night Before Christmas (2) | 2000 |
| BradPitt | Brad Pitt Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Breakfast(AltTwoEggsSausageEtc) | Breakfast Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| BrettMeisner(MusicCritic) | Brett Meisner Night Before Christmas (Rock and Roll Music Critic) | 2003 |
| Bronx | Bronx Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Brooklyn1 | Booklyn Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Brooklyn2 | Brooklyn Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| Brooklyn3 | Brooklyn Night Before Christmas (3) | 1998 |
| Brooklyn4 | Brooklyn Night Before Christmas (by Rob Bartlett) | 1998 |
| BuhShit | Night Before Christmas in Buh.Shit | 2001 |
| Bullis | Night Before Bullis | 2002 |
| Cajun | De Night Before Christmas (Cajun Style) | 1993 |
| Cambodian | Twas the Night Before Christmas (Cambodian Version) | 2004 |
| CanadianFootball(GreyCup) | Night Before Grey Cup (Canadian Football) | 1998 |
| Part 9 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| CarClassicCruizers | Night Before The Cruizers X-Mas | 2003 |
| CarCorvette | Corvette Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| CarDCSaturn | DC Saturn Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| CarDiesel | Diesel Car Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| CarMechanic | Tommy Joe's Night before the Big Race | 1998 |
| CarMercedesBenz | Mercedes Benz Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| CarStudebaker1 | Studebaker Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| CarStudebaker2 | Studebaker Night Before Christmas (2) | 2001 |
| CarStudebaker3 | Studebaker Night Before Christmas (3) | 2002 |
| CarWhiteTornado | White Tornado Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Casino | T'was the Nite in the Casino | 1990's |
| Chanukah1 | Night before Chanukah | 1990's |
| Chanukah2 | Night before Chanukah (2) | 1997 |
| Chanukah3 | Night before Chanukah (3) | 1997 |
| Chanukah4 | Night before Chanukah in Soc.Genealogy.Jewish | 1997 |
| Chanukah5 | Night before Chanukah (5) | 1998 |
| Chanukah6 | Night before Hanukkah (Chanukah) (6) | 2002 |
| Chemistry | Chemistry Night Before Christmas | 1995 |
| ChemistryDefense | Night Before Chemistry Thesis Defense | 1997 |
| Part 10 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| ChildCustody | Child Custody Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| ChildSupportLitigation | Child Support Litigation Week Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Chitlasha | Night Before Chitlasha | 1995 |
| ChristmasCard | Christmas Card Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| ChristmasJoy | True Christmas Joy | 1998 |
| ChristmasLove | Day Before Christmas (Christmas is Love) | 1998 |
| ChristmasMemories | Memories of Christmas | 2000 |
| ChristmasOnMtOlympus(GreekGods) | Christmas on Mt. Olympus | 1903 |
| Cigar | A Cigar from St. Nicholas | 1995 |
| CoCo | Night Before Christmas in Bit.Listserv.CoCo | 2001 |
| CollinsGalasso | Collins Galasso's Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| CommieClaus | The Story of Commie Claus | 2003 |
| Commotion | Miriam Murdock's Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Computer_StGeek | A Visit from old St. Geek | 2004 |
| ComputerHacker | Hacker's Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| ComputerInput | Input Process Before Christmas | 1997 |
| ComputerIntel(PentiumBug) | Intel Night Before Christmas (FDIV Pentium Bug ) | 1990's |
| ComputerLinux | Linux OS Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Part 11 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| ComputerMacromedia | Macromedia Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| ComputerMailServer | Mail Server Christmas | 2004 |
| ComputerMicrosoft1 | Microsoft Night Before Christmas (1) | 1990's |
| ComputerMicrosoft2 | Microsoft Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| ComputerMicrosoftAccess | Microsoft Access Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| ComputerNetObjectsDiscussion | NetObjects.Discussion Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| ComputerNetwork1 | Night Before Computer Network Start-up | 1985 |
| ComputerNetwork2 | Net Before Christmas | 1991 |
| ComputerNetwork3 | Network Echo Before Christmas | 1990's |
| ComputerNetwork4 | BBS Visit from Saint Nick | 1990's |
| ComputerNetworkologist | Networkologist's Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| ComputerNew | New Computer for Christmas | 2000 |
| ComputerNightmare | Computer Christmas Nightmare | 1997 |
| ComputerProgrammer1 | Computer Programmer Night Before Christmas | 1995 |
| ComputerProgrammer2 | The Byte Before Christmas | 1997 |
| ComputerProgrammer3 | Twas the Night Before Rollout (Implementation) | 1990's |
| ComputerProgrammer4 | Night Before Due Date (Programming) | 1987 |
| ComputerSpammer | Computer Spammer Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Part 12 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| ComputerStWozniak | Visit from Saint Wozniak (Apple CEO) | 1997 |
| ComputerSysOp | Computer SysOp Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| ComputerSystem | Twas the Byte Before Computing | 1997 |
| ComputerUpgrade1 | Computer Upgrade Night Before Christmas (1) | 1990's |
| ComputerUpgrade2 | Computer Upgrade Night Before Christmas (2) | 2000 |
| ComputerUpgrade3 | Computer Upgrade Night Before Christmas (3) | 2002 |
| ComputerUseNet | UseNet Night Before Christmas | 1996 |
| ComputerVirusWorm | Worm Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Cowboy1 | A Cowboy's Christmas Eve | 2000's |
| Cowboy2 | Cowboy Christmas | 1999 |
| CowboyArizona | An Arizona Christmas Eve | 1996 |
| CrazyCoolYule1 | One Crazy Cool Yule (1) | 1997 |
| CrazyCoolYule2 | One Crazy Cool Yule (2) | 1997 |
| Cricket | Rec.Sport.Cricket Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| CrimePetersonMurder | Scott Peterson Night Before Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Croatia | Croatian Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Part 13 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| CrossDressing | Crossdressing Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| CrossroadsOfTwilight(RobertJordan) | Crossroads of Twilight (tribute to Robert Jordan) | 2002 |
| Cthulhu | Twas the Call of Cthulhu | 1998 |
| CyberspaceSanta | Santa in Cyberspace | 2000 |
| DaveBarry | Dave Barry Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Deadlines | Night Before Deadlines | 1998 |
| DepartmentStore | Department Store Month Before Christmas | 1969 |
| Depressed | Depressed Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Deryni(FantasyBook) | A Deryni Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Detectorist | Detectorist's Night Before Christmas (Treasure Hunting) | 2001 |
| Dictionary1 | The Nocturnal Segment Preceding the Annual Yuletide Celebration (1) | 1970's |
| Dictionary2 | The Nocturnal Segment Preceding the Annual Yuletide Celebration (2) | 1984 |
| Diet1 | A Dieter's Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Diet2 | A Dieter's Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| Part 14 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Dirty01 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (1) | 1996 |
| Dirty02 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (2) | 1990's |
| Dirty03 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (3) | 2002 |
| Dirty04 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (4) | 1995 |
| Dirty05 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (5) | 2001 |
| Dirty06 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (6) | 1994 |
| Dirty07 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (7) | 2001 |
| Dirty08 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (8) | 2002 |
| Dirty09 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (9) | 2002 |
| Dirty10 | No Christmas This Year | 1997 |
| Dirty11 | Dirty/Foul Night Before Christmas (11) | 2003 |
| DisasterChristmas | Disaster Filled Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Disease(Childhood) | Childhood Disease Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Disney | Disney Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| DivorceeAndExWife | Divorced Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| DJNicholas(RaveMusic) | A Visit from DJ Nicholas | 1997 |
| DorothyMailingList1 | Dorothy L. Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| DorothyMailingList2 | Dorothy L. Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| Part 15 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| DragonChristmasStory | Dragon Christmas Story | 2002 |
| DragonNightBeforeYule | Dragon Night Before Yule | 2002 |
| DragQueen | Night Before X-mas at Oz | 2004 |
| Drugs1 | Drugged Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Drugs2 | Drugged Night Before Christmas (2) | 2001 |
| Drugs3 | Drugged Night Before 4/20 | 2000 |
| Drugs4 | Drugged Night Before New Years | 1999 |
| Drugs5 | Ole Saint Nark | 1969 |
| Drugs6 | Marijuana Stash Night Before Christmas | 2004 |
| DrumCorps | Drum Corps Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Drunk1 | Drunk Night Before Christmas (1) | 1979 |
| Drunk2 | Drunk Night Before Christmas (2) | 1999 |
| Drunk3 | Drunk Night Before Christmas (3) | 1997 |
| Drunk4 | Drunk Night Before Christmas (4) | 1997 |
| Drunk5 | Drunk Night Before Christmas (1) | 1970s |
| DrunkVowToBeSober | Anti-Drinking Night After Christmas | 1990's |
| Easter1 | Night Before Easter | 1997 |
| Easter2 | Night Before Easter (2) | 2003 |
| Ebonics1 | De Nite Befo Crimmus (Ebonics version 1) | 1997 |
| Ebonics2 | De Nite Befo Crimmus (Ebonics version 2) | 2003 |
| Part 16 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| ElfBowling | Elf Bowling Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Elvis1 | Elvis Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Elvis2 | Elvis Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| England | Night Before Christmas in England | 1932 |
| FamilyAndRelativesFighting | Fight Before Christmas | 1992 |
| Fantasy | Fantasy Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Feminist | Feminist's Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Festivus | Night Before Festivus (Seinfeld) | 2002 |
| FinalXmas | A Final Visit From Saint Nicholas (Santa Retires) | 1990's |
| Firefighter1 | Firefighter Night Before Christmas (1) | 1990's |
| Firefighter2 | Firefighter Night Before Christmas (2) | 1999 |
| Firefighter3 | Firefighter Night Before Christmas (3) | 2000 |
| Fishing(BassFishing) | Bass Fishing Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Part 17 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Florida1 | Florida Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Florida2 | Florida Night Before Christmas (2) | 1990's |
| Florida3 | Florida Night Before Christmas (3) | 1996 |
| Florida4 | Florida Night Before Christmas (4) | 1997 |
| Florida5 | Florida Night Before Christmas (5) | 1997 |
| Flu | Flu Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Football(Alabama) | Alabama Football Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Football(AntiDallasCowboys1) | Night Before Playoffs (Anti Dallas Cowboys) | 1997 |
| Football(AntiDallasCowboys2) | Night Before Playoffs (Anti Dallas Cowboys 2) | 1998 |
| Football(Browns) | Night Before the Browns Game | 2003 |
| Football(Buccaneers) | Night of the Big Game (Buccaneers Football) | 2003 |
| Football(DallasCowboys)1 | Dallas Cowboys Night Before Christmas (1) | 2002 |
| Football(DallasCowboys)2 | Dallas Cowboys Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| Football(DenverBroncos) | Broncos Day Before Christmas | 2004 |
| Football(GreenBayPackers) | Green Bay Packer's Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Football(Jets) | Jets' Football Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Football(KC_Chiefs) | KC Chiefs Week Before Playoffs | 2003 |
| Part 18 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Football(OhioState) | Night Before Tempe (Ohio State Football) | 2002 |
| Football(PackersVsVikings) | Packers vs. Vikings on First Day of December | 1997 |
| Football(PittsburghSteelers) | Night Before New England (Pittsburgh Steelers) | 1997 |
| Football(Raiders) | Raiders Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Football(SEC_Conference) | SEC Football | 2000 |
| Football(SF-49ers) | San Francisco 49ers Night Before Christmas | 1994 |
| Football(StBowden1) | A Visit from St. Bowden (Seminoles Football Coach) | 1997 |
| Football(StBowden2) | Seminoles Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| Football(Tennessee) | Tennessee Football Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Football(TexasA&M) | Coach Fran Night Before Christmas (Texas A&M Football) | 2002 |
| Football(Vikings1) | Vikings Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Football(Vikings2) | Mossmas Christmas (Minnesota Vikings) | 2004 |
| Football(Washington) | The Night Before Washington-Ohio State Football Game | 2003 |
| FootballRoseBowl | Night Before the Rose Bowl (U Michigan) | 1997 |
| FortCollinsNaziMoms | Ode to the Nazi Moms of Fort Collins, CO | 2002 |
| Forum | Night Before Forum Graduation | 1998 |
| French | French Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Freud | Freud's Night Before Christmas | 1996 |
| FuelShortage | Fuel Shortage Night Before Christmas | 1973 |
| GameClassicArcade | Classic Arcade Game Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| GameDiablo | Diablo Night Before Christmas (Computer Game) | 2003 |
| Part 19 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| GameDoom | Night Before Doom (Computer Game) | 1994 |
| GameDukeNukem1 | Duke Nukem Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| GameDukeNukem2 | Duke Nukem Night Before Christmas (2) | 1999 |
| GameEmpire | Empire Night Before Christmas (Computer Game) | 2003 |
| GameFalcon4(FlightSim)1 | Night Before Falcon 4 (PC Flight-Sim Game) | 1998 |
| GameFalcon4(FlightSim)2 | Night After Falcon 4 Patch (PC Flight-Sim Game) | 1999 |
| GameGrandPrixLegends(GPL) | Grand Prix Legends (GPL) Christmas | 1999 |
| GameLookingGlass | Through the Looking Glass Night Before Christmas (PC Game) | 1998 |
| GameMarathon | Marathon Night Before Christmas (PC Game) | 1998 |
| GameNintendo | Nintendo's Christmas Poem | 2000 |
| GamePacMan | Pac-Man (and others) Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| GameProPilot | Pro Pilot Week Before Christmas (PC Flight Sim) | 1997 |
| GameQuake2 | Quake2 Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| GameSuperBubbleBlob | Super Bubble Blob Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| GameThief | Thief Night Before Christmas (PC Game) | 2000 |
| Part 20 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| GameUltimaOnline1 | Ultima-Online Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| GameUltimaOnline2 | Ultima-Online Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| GameUltimaOnline3 | Ultima-Online Night Before Christmas (3) | 1998 |
| GameZelda | Night Before Zelda (Nintendo) | 1998 |
| Gardening | Night Before the Gardening Show | 1997 |
| Gay1 | Gay Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Gay2 | Gay Night Before Christmas (2) | 1990's |
| Gay3 | Gay Night Before Christmas (3) | 1990's |
| Gay4 | Gay Night Before Christmas (4) | 2002 |
| Genealogist | Genealogist's Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| GeneralHospital1 | General Hospital Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| GeneralHospital2 | General Hospital Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| GeneralHospital3 | General Hospital Night Before Christmas (3) | 2002 |
| Geocities | Geocities Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| German | German-esque Night Before Christmas | 1996 |
| GIJoe | A Christmas visit from G.I. Joe | 1997 |
| GolfJackNicklaus | A Visit from Jack Nicklaus | 1982 |
| Goofy | The Goofy Night Before Christmas | ~2006 |
| Part 21 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Gothic | Gothic Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| GratefulDead1 | A Visit from Saint Jerry | 1990 |
| GratefulDead2 | Night Before a Grateful Dead Show | 2003 |
| Guam | Guam Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Guitars | Night Before the Big Match (Guitars) | 1999 |
| Guns1 | Guns Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Guns2 | Guns Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Guns3 | Guns Night Before Christmas (3) | 1998 |
| Halloween1 | Twas Halloween Night (1) | 1996 |
| Halloween2 | Halloween Night (2) | 2003 |
| Halloween3 | Halloween meets Christmas | 2004 |
| Halloween4 | Twas Halloween Night (4) | 1998 |
| Hanson | Hanson Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| HawaiianChristmas | Hawaiian Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| HecticSickChristmas | Hectic Sick Weeks Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Hippies | Hippies' Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Part 22 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Hispanic | Night Before Chreemas (Hispanic/Mexican version) | 1997 |
| Hockey(Bruins) | Bruins Night Before Christmas | 1996 |
| Hockey(Kings) | LA-Kings Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Hockey(MapleLeafs) | MapleLeaf's Night Before Christmas (NHL Hockey) | 2001 |
| HockeyLockout | Lockout at Christmas | 2004 |
| HogansHeroes | Hogan's Heroes Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| HollyClaus | Holly St. Nicholas - Santa's granddaughter | 1981 |
| HomeBrew | Home Brewer's Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Homeless | Homeless Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Homeowner | Home Owner's Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Horror | Horror Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Horse | Equestrian Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| HorseraceGambling | Horserace Gambling Night Before Christmas (Ultra Pick 6) | 2002 |
| HorseTreatment | Horse Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| HotWheels | Hotwheels Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| HouseRenovation | House Reneovation Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Hunting1 | Hunting Night Before Christmas (1) | 2000 |
| Hunting2 | Hunting Night Before Christmas (2) | 2000 |
| HyoJinMoon | Hyo Jin Moon Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Part 23 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| IceBowl | Night Before Ice Bowl (Disc Golf) | 1998 |
| Inflation | The Effect Of Inflation On Santa | 1948 |
| InnerCity | Inner City Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| JapaneseTelevision | An Xmas Ode on the Joys of Television | 2002 |
| Jazz | Jazz Music Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| JeffMacnelly(Shoe) | Jeff Macnelly Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Jehovah | Jehovah Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Jesus01 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (1) | 1977 |
| Jesus02 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (2) | 2000 |
| Jesus03 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (3) | 2000 |
| Jesus04 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (4) | 2001 |
| Jesus05 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (5) | 1997 |
| Jesus06 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (6) | 2001 |
| Jesus07 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (7) | 2001 |
| Jesus08 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (8) | 2001 |
| Jesus09 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (9) | 2001 |
| Jesus10 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (10) | 2001 |
| Jesus11 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (11) | 1990's |
| Jesus12 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (12) | 2000 |
| Jesus13 | Jesus/God Night Before Christmas (13) | 2001 |
| JesusStableAnimals | Jesus Nativity Animals Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Part 24 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| JimmyBuffet1 | Jimmy Buffet Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| JimmyBuffet2 | Jimmy Buffet Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| Johnson | Johnson Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Journalist | Journalist Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| JoyOfChristmas | Joy of Christmas | 1997 |
| Jump(Paratrooper) | Jump Before Christmas | 2002 |
| KitchenTiredCook | Tired Cook's Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Kosher | Kosher Night Before Christmas (Jewish) | 1992 |
| Kwanzaa1 | Night Befo' Kwanzaa (1) | 1997 |
| Kwanzaa2 | Da Night Befo' Kwanzaa (Myth of Kwanzaa) | 2003 |
| LaFemmeNikita | Night Before Season 3 (of La-Femme Nikita) | 1998 |
| LAPD | LAPD Night Before Kwanzaa | 1998 |
| Llamas | Llama-Boys Go To Holiday Camp | 1998 |
| Llandview | Llandview Week Before Christmas (ABC Soap Opera) | 2001 |
| London | Night Before Christmas in London, England | 2003 |
| LordKwanzaaChanukah1 | Lord Kwanzaa's Dirty Night Before Chanukah (1) | 2002 |
| LordKwanzaaChanukah2 | Lord Kwanzaa's Dirty Night Before Chanukah (2) | 2002 |
| LordKwanzaaChristmasTurkey | Lord Kwanzaa's Christmas Turkey | 2002 |
| Part 25 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| LordKwanzaaDrWho | Lord Kwanzaa's Worst Night Before Christmas (with Dr. Who) | 2002 |
| LordKwanzaaEaster1 | Lord Kwanzaa's Night Befo Easter (In da Hood) | 2002 |
| LordKwanzaaEaster2 | Lord Kwanzaa's Night Before Easter (In Tijuana) | 2002 |
| LordKwanzaaHalloween | Lord Kwanzaa's Night Before Halloween | 2002 |
| LordKwanzaaInDaHood | Night Befo' Kwanzaa (2) | 2002 |
| LordKwanzaaLewd | Lord Kwanzaa's Lewd Night Before Halloween | 2002 |
| LordKwanzaaThanksgiving | Lord Kwanzaa's Night Before Thanksgiving | 2002 |
| LordOfTheRings | Lord of the Rings Night Vefore Christmas | 2002 |
| LoreenaMcKennitt | Loreena McKennitt's Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| LOTES | LOTES Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| MailOrder | Mail Order Week Before Christmas | 1999 |
| Manson | The Night of Marilyn Manson | 1990's |
| MarchingBand | Marching Band Night Before Nationals | 1995 |
| Maxine | Maxine Night Before Christmas (Grouchy Hallmark Char) | 1990's |
| Media | Media (TV) Employee Night Before the Station | 2002 |
| MedicalMercyFirst | Mercy 1srt Main Night Before Christmas | 1980 |
| MedicalOB | OB Night Before Christmas | 1996 |
| MedicalOstomy1 | Visit from St. Ostomy | 1997 |
| MedicalOstomy2 | What a Night Before Christmas (Ostomy) | 1984 |
| MedicalTriageNurse | Triage Nurse's Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Part 26 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Metallica | Metallica Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Metalworking | Metalworking Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Miami | Miami Night Before christmas | 2001 |
| MichaelJacksonTrial | Michael Jackson Night Before Trial | 2004 |
| MicrobialDiseases | Microbial Night After Christmas | 1997 |
| Microbiology | Microbiology Night Before Christmas | 1996 |
| MiddleEarth | Night Before Christmas in Middle Earth (Lord of the Rings) | 2003 |
| Migraine | Migraine Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Military01 | Military Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Military02 | A Soldier's Christmas | 2000 |
| Military03 | Navy Corpsman's Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Military04 | Navy Sailor's Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| Military05 | Navy Sailor's Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| Military06 | Submariner's Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Military07 | Night Before Armageddon (Waco Holocaust Museum) | 1997 |
| Military08 | Combat Jet Night Before Christmas | 1996 |
| Military09 | The Sands of Christmas | 2003 |
| Military10(MarineSentry) | Marine's Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Part 27 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Military11(AirForce_ThreeWire) | Santa & the 3 Wire (Air Force) | 1998 |
| Military12(Iraq) | With Fidelity I Tread (Iraq 2005) | 2005 |
| MilitaryDesertStorm | Night Before Desert Storm | 1991 |
| MilitaryFtCampbell | Ft. Campbell Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| MilitaryStarWarsDefense | Star Wars Defense System (shoots Santa) | 1997 |
| MilitaryStealth | Air/Missle Defense Christmas (shoots Santa) | 1996 |
| Militia | Militia Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| MiscHealthAlternative | Misc.Health.Alternative Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| MiscWriting1 | Misc.Writing Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| MiscWriting2 | Misc.Writing Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| ModelAirplane | Model Airplane Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| ModelRailroad1 | Model Railroad Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| ModelRailroad2 | Model Railroad Night Before Christmas (2) | 2001 |
| ModelRailroad3 | Model Railroad Night Before Christmas (3) | 1997 |
| Mom | Mom's Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| MooreCopied | The Night Clement Clark Moore's Poem Was Copied | 1998 |
| Part 28 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Motorcycle1 | Motorcycle Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Motorcycle2 | Motorcycle Night Before RaceDay | 1970's |
| Motorcycle3 | Motorcycle Night Before Christmas (3) | 2002 |
| Motorcycle4 | Motorcycle Night Before Christmas (4) | 2003 |
| MotorcycleHarley1 | Harley Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| MotorcycleHarley2 | Harley Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| MotorcycleHarley3 | Harley Night Before Christmas (3) | 2001 |
| MotorcycleHarley4 | Harley Night Before Christmas (4) | 2002 |
| MotorcycleHarley5 | Harley Night Before Christmas (5) | 2002 |
| MountainBike | Mountain Bike Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| MouseGertrude | Gertrude the Mouse Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Moving | Night Before Moving | 2000 |
| MovingToKashmir | Night Before Santa Moves to Kashmir | 2002 |
| MrActual | Mr. Actual's Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| MSPubCertExamMCSE1 | Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| MSPubCertExamMCSE2 | Night Before MCSE Test Day | 2003 |
| Part 29 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| MusicalLesMiserables | Les Miserables (Musical) Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| MusicInterMixx | InterMixx Night Before Christmas (Indie Music) | 2004 |
| MusicOpera | Opera Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| MusicSymphony(VonKarajan) | Visit from von Karajan (Symphony Conductor) | 2004 |
| NASA | Nasa Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Nascar1 | Nascar Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Nascar2 | Nascar Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| Nascar3 | Nascar Night Before Christmas (3) | 2000 |
| Nascar4 | Nascar Night Before Christmas (4) | 2002 |
| Nascar5 | Nascar Night Before Christmas (5) | 2002 |
| Nascar6 | Twas the Night Before Daytona (1) | 2002 |
| Nascar7 | Twas the Night Before Daytona (2) | 2002 |
| Nascar8 | Nascar Race Before Christmas | 1990's |
| NewlywedDiaper | Newlywed Bride and Groom Diaper-Play before Christmas | 1998 |
| NewsgroupSocks | An Angkor Christmas (Newsgroup Socks) | 2003 |
| NewsgroupTrolls | Newsgroup Troll's Day Of Christmas | 2002 |
| NewYears | Night before New Year | 2003 |
| NFGeneral | Night Before Christmas on NF.General | 2003 |
| NTVSloppyProgramming | NTV's Night of Sloppy Programming | 2000 |
| Part 30 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| NuclearEnergy | Nuclear Energy Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| NuclearPower | Merry Christmas from Saint Nuke (Nuclear Power) | 2003 |
| Nudist | Nudist Night Before Christmas | 1996 |
| OhioBicycleFederation | Ohio Bicycle Federation Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Ojibwe | Ojibwe Night Before Christmas (Native American Indian Tribe) | 2002 |
| Oklahoma | Oklahoma Christmas | 2004 |
| OldAge | Night Before Fiftieth Birthday | 2001 |
| OnlineShopping | Online Shopping Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Oracle | The Oracle's Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Original | A Visit From St. Nicholas (Original, unaltered version) | 1807 |
| OriginalInGerman | A Visit From St. Nicholas in German | 1990's |
| Part 31 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| OriginalPlusAsciiArt | A Visit From St. Nicholas with Ascii Art | 2001 |
| OriolesAndYankees | Orioles and Yankees Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Paintball | PaintBall Night Before Christmas | 1995 |
| Pantyhose | Pantyhose Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Parents | Parent's Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| PartyNight1 | Night of the Party (1) | 1998 |
| PartyNight2 | Night of the Party (2) | 1998 |
| Patronet(ToddRundgren) | TR-i PatroNet Night Before Christmas (Todd Rundgren) | 2002 |
| PennsylvaniaDutch | Pennsylvania Dutch Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| PerennialChristmasParody1 | Night Before the Perennial Xmas Parody (1) | 2002 |
| PerennialChristmasParody2 | Night Before the Perennial Xmas Parody (2) | 2002 |
| Part 32 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| PetsCat1 | A Cat's Night Before Christmas 91) | 1990's |
| PetsCat2 | A Cat's Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| PetsCat3 | A Cat's Night Before Christmas (3) | 2002 |
| PetsCat4 | A Cat's Night Before Christmas (4) | 2002 |
| PetsCat5 | Penny the Cat's Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| PetsCat6 | Night before Catmas | 1990's |
| PetsCat7 | Saint Purry Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| PetsCat8 | Cat/Dog Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| PetsChicken | Night Before Chick-mas | 2004 |
| PetsDog1 | Night Before Dog-mas | 2001 |
| PetsDog2 | Dog's Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| PetsDog3 | Watch Dog's Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| PetsDog4 | Dalmatian Night Before Christmas | 1993 |
| PetsDog5 | Lonely Puppy Dog's Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| PetsDog6 | Animal Shelter Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| PetsRabbits1 | Rabbits Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| PetsRabbits2 | Bunny Slave Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Part 33 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Pinball1 | Pinball Day After Christmas | 1995 |
| Pinball2 | Pinball Day Of Christmas | 2002 |
| Pinball3 | Pinball Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| PoetryComposition | Poetry Composition Month Before Christmas | 2000 |
| PoliceOfficer | Police Officer Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| PolishSanta | Polish Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| PoliticallyCorrect1 | Politically Correct Night Before Christmas | 1992 |
| PoliticallyCorrect2 | Politically Correct Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| PoliticallyCorrect3 | Twas the Night Before Solstice (in the Co-Op) | 1995 |
| PoliticallyCorrect4 | Merry C*********S to all | 2002 |
| Politics01 | White House Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Politics02 | Government Shutdown in Week Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Politics1994 | 1994 Political Night Before Christmas | 1994 |
| Politics1997 | 1997 Political Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Part 34 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Politics2000 | Night After the 2000 Election (Bush vs. Gore) | 2000 |
| Politics2000Voting1 | Night Before 2000 Presidential Vote | 2000 |
| Politics2000Voting2 | Week Before Christmas (2000 Presidential Vote) | 2000 |
| Politics2001Commentary | 2001 Political Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Politics2001Recession | 2001 Recession Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Politics2002Commentary | 2002 Week Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Politics2002RepublicanCriticism1 | 2002 Republican Night Before Christmas (1) | 2002 |
| Politics2002RepublicanCriticism2 | 2002 Republican Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| Politics2002SantaFired | 2002 Politics Night Before Christmas (Santa Fired) | 2002 |
| Politics2002Welfare | 2002 Welfare Loss Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Politics2003BushCriticism | Night Before a Dubya Christmas | 2003 |
| Politics2003BushSpaceSatire | Dubya's Secret Plan for a Return to the Moon | 2003 |
| Politics2003HowardDean1 | Twas a Month Before Caucus (1) | 2003 |
| Politics2003HowardDean2 | Twas a Month Before Caucus (2) | 2003 |
| Politics2003HowardDean3 | Twas a Week and a Half before 2004 | 2003 |
| Politics2003TomRidge | The Ridge Who Stole Christmas | 2003 |
| Politics2004WashingtonDC | The night before Christmas...in DC | 2004 |
| Politics2005SecurityState | Night Before Xmas - Security State Version | 2005 |
| Part 35 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| PoliticsAfghanistan1 | Night Before Payback (in Afghanistan) | 2001 |
| PoliticsAfghanistan2 | Night Before Ramadan (in Afghanistan) | 2001 |
| PoliticsAfghanistan3 | Osama's Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| PoliticsBoiseIdaho | Boise Week Before Christmas (Politics) | 2002 |
| PoliticsClintonAndSaddam | Bill and Saddam Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| PoliticsClintonImpeachment1 | Night Before Clinton Impeachment (1) | 1998 |
| PoliticsClintonImpeachment2 | Night Before Clinton Impeachment (2) | 1998 |
| PoliticsClintonImpeachment3 | Night Before Clinton Impeachment (3) | 1998 |
| PoliticsClintonImpeachment4 | Night Before Clinton Impeachment (4) | 1998 |
| PoliticsClintonImpeachment5 | Night Before Clinton Impeachment (5) | 1998 |
| PoliticsClintonImpeachment6 | Night Before Clinton Impeachment (6) | 1998 |
| PoliticsClintonImpeachment7 | Night Before Clinton Impeachment (7) | 1998 |
| PoliticsClintonZippergate | Night Before Saint Bubba (Clinton) | 1998 |
| PoliticsCuba | Night Before Christmas in Cuba | 2003 |
| Part 36 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| PoliticsIraq1 | Iraq Night Before Christmas (1) | 2002 |
| PoliticsIraq2 | Iraq Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| PoliticsIraq3 | Iraq Night Before Christmas (3) | 2002 |
| PoliticsIraq4 | Iraq Night Before Christmas (4) | 2002 |
| PoliticsIraq5 | Night Before War (Iraq) | 2003 |
| PoliticsIraq6 | Night Before Reckoning (Iraq) | 2003 |
| PoliticsIraq7 | Iraq Night Before Christmas (7) | 2003 |
| PoliticsIraq8 | Iraq Christmas Poem (Santa Arrested) | 2003 |
| PoliticsIraqSaddamCapture1 | A Saddam Christmas Story | 2003 |
| PoliticsIraqSaddamCapture2 | Night Before Capture (Saddam/Iraq) | 2003 |
| PoliticsIraqSaddamCapture3 | Two Weeks Before Christmas (Saddam/Iraq) | 2003 |
| PoliticsIraqSaddamCapture4 | The Night Before Christmas (Saddam/Iraq) | 2003 |
| PoliticsIraqSaddamCapture5 | The Nab Before Christmas (Saddam/Iraq) | 2003 |
| PoliticsLiberalDisapproval | Liberal Disapproval Night Before Christmas | 2004 |
| Part 37 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| PoliticsLibertarian | Libertarian Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| PoliticsLibertarian1 | Libertarian Night Before New Years | 1997 |
| PoliticsLibertarian2 | Libertarian Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| PoliticsNYC | New York City Politics Night Before Christmas | 1994 |
| PoliticsPanama(Noriega) | Night Before Christmas '89 in Panama | 1989 |
| PoliticsRossPerot | Visit from St. Hick (Perot) | 1993 |
| Polygamist | A Polygamist Night before Christmas | 2001 |
| Postman | Postman's Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| PrincessDi | Princess Di Accident Photographer | 1998 |
| Prison1 | Prison Night Before Christmas (Lock up St. Nick) | 1998 |
| Prison2 | A Prison Christmas | 2000 |
| Part 38 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| ProWrestling1 | Professional Wrestling Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| ProWrestling2 | Professional Wrestling Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| ProWrestling3 | Professional Wrestling Night Before Christmas (3) | 1998 |
| ProWrestling4 | Professional Wrestling Night Before Christmas (4) | 1998 |
| ProWrestling5 | Night before Hulkmas | 2000 |
| ProWrestling6 | Black Night Before Christmas (Pro Wrestling) | 2002 |
| ProWrestling7 | Goldberg's Night Before Christmas (Pro Wrestling) | 2003 |
| ProWrestling8 | Professional Wrestling Night Before Christmas (8) | 2003 |
| ProWrestling9 | Professional Wrestling Night Before Christmas (9) | 2003 |
| PunkRock | Punk Rock Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| Racquetball | Racquetball Night Before Nationals | 2001 |
| RadioAntique | Radio Collectors Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| RadioHam1 | Ham Radio Night Before Christmas (1) | 1996 |
| RadioHam2 | Ham Radio Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| RadioHam3 | Ham Radio Night Before Christmas (3) | 2001 |
| RadioHam4 | Ham Radio Night Before Christmas (4) | 2003 |
| RailroadAtlanticCoastLine | Atlantic Coast Line Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Part 39 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| RailRoadUnionPacific | Union Pacific Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Ramadan1 | Night Before Ramadan (1) | 1997 |
| Ramadan2 | Night of Ramadan (Lailatul-Qadr) | 1990's |
| Rapper | Da Night Befo' Christmas, Hey, Ho! (Rappin' Version) | 1997 |
| Realtor | Realtor's Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| RecArtsComics1 | Rec.Arts.Comics Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| RecArtsComics2 | Rec.Arts.Comics Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| RecArtsMystery | Rec.Arts.Mystery Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| RecAutoMakersSaturn | Rec.Auto.Makers.Saturn Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| RecBackcountry | Rec.Backcountry Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| RecCollectingCoins | Rec.Collecting.Coins Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| RecFoodCooking | Rec.Food.Cooking Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| RecMusicArtistsQueensryche | Rec.Music.Artists.Queensryche Night Before Rychemas | 1997 |
| RecMusicMakersPiano1 | Rec.Music.Makers.Piano Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| RecMusicMakersPiano2 | Rec.Music.Makers.Piano Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| RecMusicMakersTrumpet | Rec.Music.Makers.Trumpet Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| RecMusicPhish | Rec.Music.Phish Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| RecOutdoorsRV-Travel | Rec.Outdoors.RV-Travel Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| RecoveredPedophile | Recovered Pedophile Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| RecoveryAlcoholicsAnonymous | Alcoholics Anonymous Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Part 40 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| RecoveryNarcoticsAnonymous | Night Before Christmas Recovery Style | 2004 |
| RecPetsCatsCommunity | Night Before Christmas in Rec.Pets.Cats.Community | 2002 |
| RecRadioCB1 | Rec.Radio.CB Night Before Christmas (1) | 2001 |
| RecRadioCB2 | Rec.Radio.CB Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| RecRadioCB3 | CB Radio Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| RecSportTableTennis | Rec.Sport.Table-Tennis Night Before Election | 2002 |
| Redneck1 | Redneck Night Before Christmas (1) | 1990's |
| Redneck2 | Night After Christmas (Redneck Version) | 1998 |
| Redneck3 | Redneck Night Before Christmas (3) | 1998 |
| Redneck4 | Redneck Night Before Christmas (4) | 1990's |
| Redneck5 | Redneck Night Before Christmas (5) | 1998 |
| Redneck6 | Tennesee Redneck Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Redneck7 | Redneck Night Before Christmas (7) | 2003 |
| Rehab | Night Before Rehab | 2001 |
| RoadRage | Road Rage Night Before Xmas | 2002 |
| RockClimbing | Rock Climbing Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| RockyHorrorPictureShow | Rocky Horror Picture Show | 2002 |
| RollerCoaster | Roller Coast Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| RossHendry(TUWS) | TUWS Weekend Before Christmas | 2001 |
| RudolphGone | Myster of Rudolph (Rudolph Stew) | 1997 |
| Part 41 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| RudolphsNightOff | Rudolph's Night Off | 1997 |
| RV | RV Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| SallyClaus | Sally Claus Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Samhain | Night Before Samhain (Celtic New Year, October 31) | 1999 |
| SantaRobbery1 | Santa Robbery Two Nights Before Christmas | 2000 |
| SantaRobbery2 | Santa Robbery Night Before Christmas (in da 'hood) | ~2000 |
| SaudiArabia | Saudia Arabia Night Before Christmas (Gulf War) | 1997 |
| Scalpers | Scalper's Night Before Christmas (Toy Cars) | 1997 |
| School | Night Before School Started | 1998 |
| SchoolDaze | Daze Before Christmas (at School) | 2002 |
| SchoolFinals1 | Night Before Finals | 1990's |
| SchoolFinals2 | Night Before the Final | 2000 |
| SchoolFinals3 | Night Before Exams | 2002 |
| SchoolOrals | Night Before Orals | 1990's |
| SchoolSpecialNeedsChildren | Special Needs Children Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| SchoolWeekBeforeChristmas | Week Before Christmas at School | 1990's |
| ScienceFiction | Science Fiction Night Before Christmas | 1980's |
| SciMedDiseasesLyme1 | Sci.Med.Diseases.Lyme Night Before Christmas (1) | 1996 |
| SciMedDiseasesLyme2 | Sci.Med.Diseases.Lyme Night Before Christmas (2) | 2000 |
| Part 42 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| SciSpaceHistory | Sci.Space.History Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| Scrapping | Scrapbook Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| ScubaDive | Scuba Dive Before Christmas | 2000 |
| ScubaSantaJaws | A Visit From Santa Jaws | 1999 |
| Seder | Night After Seder (Jewish) | 2000 |
| Seniors | Senior's Night Before Christmas | 2005 |
| Sewing1 | Cross Stitch Night Before Christmas (1) | 1995 |
| Sewing2 | Cross Stitch Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| Sewing3 | Cross Stitch Night Before Christmas (3) | 2000 |
| Sewing4 | Cross Stitch Night Before Christmas (4) | 2002 |
| Sewing5 | Night Before SOXS (Spirit of Cross Stitch) | 1999 |
| Sewing6 | Quilter's Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| Sewing7 | Quilter's Night Before Christmas (2) | 1988 |
| Part 43 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Sexual1 | Sexual Night Before Christmas (1) | 1990's |
| Sexual2 | Sexual Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| Sexual3 | Sexual Night Before Christmas (3) | 1997 |
| Sexual4 | Sexual Night Before Christmas (4) | 1998 |
| Sexual5 | Sexual Night Before Christmas (5) | 1999 |
| Sexual6 | Sexual Night Before Christmas (6) | 2001 |
| Sexual7 | Sexual Night Before Christmas (7) | 2002 |
| SexualBondage1 | Bondage Night Before Christmas (1) | 2001 |
| SexualBondage2 | Bondage Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| SexualCyberSex | Cyber Sex Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| SexualHondaAndVixen | Honda and Vixen Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| SexualLeather | The Fright before Christmas | 1999 |
| SexualSheep | Ballad of Joey the Sheepf--ker | 2002 |
| SexualTorture | Torture Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Shopping1 | Night Before Christmas Shopping () | 1996 |
| Shopping2 | Night Before Christmas Shopping (2) | 1997 |
| Shopping3 | Durham Shopping Two Weeks before Christmas | 2000 |
| Shopping4 | Shopping Day Before Christmas | 2003 |
| Sick | Sick/Demented Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| SingleDad | Single Dad's Lonely Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Part 44 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Skiing1 | Skiing Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Skiing2 | Skiing Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| SkiingEpic | Epic Skiing Weekend Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Skydiving | Skydiving Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| SmokingNicoBeast | Nicotine Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| SmokingStNic | St. Nic (Stop Smoking) | 2004 |
| Snoopy | Snoopy's Christmas | 2000 |
| Snow | Night Before Snow | 2001 |
| Snowmobile1 | Snowmobile Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| Snowmobile2 | Snowmobile Night Before Christmas (2) | 2001 |
| Soccer | Soccer Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| SocCultureIrish | Soc.Culture.Irish Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| SocSexualitySpanking1 | Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| SocSexualitySpanking2 | Soc.Sexuality.Spanking Night Before Christmas (2) | 2004 |
| SocSingles | Soc.Singles Ten Nights Before Christmas | 2001 |
| Part 45 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Spaceship | Spaceship Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Spanglish | Spanglish Night Before Christmas | 2004 |
| SpankMag | Spank! Magazine's Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| SpodeFest | Night Before SpodeFest | 1998 |
| Spoonless | Spoonless Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Sports2002 | 2002 Sports Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| SquareDance | Square Dance Class Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Stanford | Stanford University Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| StarTrekEnterprise | Star Trek Enterprise Night Before Christmas | 2001 |
| StarTrekOrig1 | Star Trek Original Series Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| StarTrekOrig2 | Star Trek Original Series Night Before Christmas (2) | 1991 |
| StarTrekTNG1 | Star Trek Next Generation Night Before Christmas (1) | 1996 |
| StarTrekTNG2 | Star Trek Next Generation Night Before Christmas (2) | 1996 |
| StarTrekTNG3 | Star Trek Next Generation Night Before Christmas (3) | 1994 |
| StarTrekVoyager1 | Star Trek Next Voyager Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| StarTrekVoyager2 | Star Trek Next Voyager Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| Part 46 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| StBobafett(StarwarsMisc) | Star Wars Bobafett Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| SteveSaka | Steve Saka Cuban Cigar Christmas | 1997 |
| Stoner | Stoner Night Before Christmas (70's Hallmark Card) | 1970's |
| StRex(UtahStatePresident) | Visit from St. Rex (Utah State Pres.) | 1992 |
| SwedishClellanCard1 | Swedish Night before Christmas by Clellan Card (1) | 1938 |
| SwedishClellanCard2 | Swedish Night before Christmas by Clellan Card (2) | 1964 |
| Syntek | Syntek Systems Corp Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| Tardis(DrWho) | Dr. Who's Tardis Christmas | 1997 |
| Teacher | Night Before Christmas Baking for teachers | 1997 |
| TechnologyToys | Technology Toy Night Before Christmas | 2000 |
| TechSupport | Tech Support Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| Texas1 | Texas Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Texas2 | Texas Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| TexMex | Tex-Mex Night Before Christmas | 1972 |
| Part 47 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| Thanksgiving1 | Night Before Thanksgiving | 1997 |
| Thanksgiving2 | Night Before Thanksgiving (2) | 1998 |
| Thanksgiving3 | Night Before Thanksgiving (3) | 1998 |
| Thanksgiving4 | Night Before Thanksgiving (4) | 2002 |
| Transformers1 | Transformers Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Transformers2 | Transformers Night Before Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| Triathlon | Triathlon Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| TVShowAmericanIdol | American Idol Night Before christmas | 1998 |
| TVShowAngel | Angelesque Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| TVShowAnimaniacs | Animaniacs Day Before Christmas | 1990's |
| TVShowBabylon5_1 | Babylon 5 Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| TVShowBabylon5_2 | Babylon 5 Night Before Christmas (2) | 1990's |
| TVShowBuffy1 | Night Before the Apocalypse (Buffy TV Show) | 2002 |
| TVShowBuffy2 | Buffy Night Before Christmas | 2003 |
| TVShowBundy1 | Al Bundy Christmas (1) | 1996 |
| TVShowBundy2 | Al Bundy Christmas (2) | 1997 |
| TVShowDavidDuchovny(X-files) | David Duchovny Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| TVShowEmergency | Emergency (TV Show) Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| TVShowER | Night to Watch ER (TV Show) | 2000 |
| Part 48 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| TVShowLateShow(Letterman)1 | My Night at the Late Show (Letterman) | 1998 |
| TVShowLateShow(Letterman)2 | My Night at the Late Show (Letterman) - 2002 Edition | 2002 |
| TVShowLoisNClark | Twas after the episode of Lois-n-Clark (TV Show) | 1997 |
| TVShowMASH | MASH (TV Show) Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| TVShowMysteryScienceTheater3000(MST3K)1 | Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| TVShowMysteryScienceTheater3000(MST3K)2 | Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) Night Before Christmas (2) | 2001 |
| TVShowSNL | Chris Farley's Night Before Christmas | 1993 |
| TVShowUFO | The UFO Incident Before Christmas | 2004 |
| TVShowXena(Callisto) | Callisto who Stole Christmas (Xena) | 1997 |
| TVShowXena1 | Xena Night Before Christmas (1) | 1996 |
| TVShowXena2 | Xena Night Before Christmas (2) | 1998 |
| TVShowXFiles1 | X-Files Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| TVShowXFiles2 | Night Of the X-Files Premiere | 2000 |
| TVShowXFiles3 | Night After Redux (X-Files Episode) | 1997 |
| TWA | TWA Airline Disaster | 1997 |
| UKGamesVideoMisc | Night Before Christmas in UK.Games.Video.Misc | 2003 |
| Part 49 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| UkRecSheds | Night Before Chrimbo in Uk.Rec.Sheds | 2002 |
| Unabomber | Unabomber Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| UNCSupport | Unc.Support Night Before Scott Left | 1998 |
| UnsocialChild | Ode to an Unsocial Child | 2003 |
| Urban2 | Urban Night Before Christmas | 2004 |
| UrbanRendition | Urban Rendtion of Night Before Christmas (Santa Arrested) | 2002 |
| UticaCrime | Utica Crime Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Vegas | Night Before Vegas | 1998 |
| Vegetarian | Rice University Veggie Club Carol | 2003 |
| VictoryMission | Victory Mission Christmas | 1990's |
| Viking | Viking Night Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Visa(Immigration) | Visa (Immigration) Night Before Christmas | 1999 |
| Warhammer | Warhammer Night Before Christmas | 1997 |
| WashingtonDC(MarionBarry) | Marrion Barry's Night Before christmas | 1990's |
| WebTVUpgrade | Night Before Web TV Upgrade | 2000 |
| WeekBeforeChristmasAtHome | Week Before Christmas At Home | 2002 |
| WeekBeforeChristmasShopping | Week Before Christmas | 1998 |
| Western(Wyoming) | Western Night Before Christmas (Wyoming) | 2002 |
| WhiteTrash | White Trash Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| WifeDreamGifts | Wife's Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Part 50 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Short title | Long Title | Year |
| WindSurfing | Windsurfer's Night Before Christmas (1) | 2001 |
| Windsurfing2 | Windsurfer's Night Before Christmas (2) | 2002 |
| Witchcraft | Witchcraft Night After Blood Moon | 2000 |
| Worms | Christmas Worms | 1996 |
| WPG | WPG Night Before Christmas | 2002 |
| WWW.Santa.Com | Night Before Santa.com | 1999 |
| XXXPicture | XXX Picture Before Christmas | 1997 |
| Y2K1 | Night Before Y2K (1) | 1999 |
| Y2K2 | Night Before Y2K (2) | 1999 |
| Y2K3 | Night Before Y2K (3) | 1999 |
| Y2K4 | Night Before Y2K (4) | 1999 |
| Y2K5 | Week after Christmas (Y2K) | 2000 |
| Yooper1 | Yooper Night Before Christmas | 1990's |
| Yooper2 | Yooper Night Before da Christmas | 1991 |
| Yuppie1 | Yuppie Night Before Christmas (1) | 1997 |
| Yuppie2 | Yuppie Night Before Christmas (1) | 1998 |
| Zepmas(LedZepellin) | Night Before Zepmas (Led Zepellin) | 1998 |
| Zogmas | Night before Zogmas | 2003 |
Matthew Monroe in Richland, WA
Last Modified May 19, 2013